Friday, May 31, 2013

Friday Funny - English is Crazy

I got the following from one of our Dutch friends. There's a lot of truth here.

English is a Crazy Language...

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

13. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

14. There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.

15. They were too close to the door to close it.

16. The buck does funny things when the does are present.

17. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

18. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

19. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

20. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

21. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

 

Let's face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither

apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France.

We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

Wednesday, May 29, 2013

On the Road in Amish Country, Ohio

For our last day with our son Chris, he, our adopted grandson Javier, Betty and I decided to do a road trip through Amish Country in Holmes County, Ohio. Our first stop was to pick up some moving blankets from an Amish tool shop. Chris is moving some furniture to his work apartment in Columbia, South Carolina and needed these blankets

Our second stop was to the Warther Museum in Dover, Ohio. Ernest Warther was a self-taught master carver with just a second-grade education. He originally worked in a factory and later in life carved a complete replica of the factory floor he worked on, including all the men he worked with. He also built a series of cables and pulleys so that all the working machinery moved. In the picture below our tour guide points out the different men and machinery.

Warther's biggest claim to fame was his train carvings. He first started out carving the history of the steam engine from ancient times up to the first true steam train locomotive.

He took his early carvings on tour to the World's Fair in New York. A locomotive company, so impressed with his work commissioned him to carve all the known steam locomotives in existence at that time. He had quit his job at the factory and to help support his family he made kitchen knives. His working day was he worked on his knives until late in the afternoon. He would then play with his children until their bedtimes. He would get about four hours sleep and, waking at two in them morning he would carve for the next five hours. At seven he would have breakfast and then go to work making his kitchen knives.

Here are some of his incredible carvings of locomotives. If the locomotive is brown it's made of walnut. The black locomotives are ebony wood. Anything that's white is carved from ivory. The translucent features are carved abolone. Everything works as it's supposed to. All the wheels and pistons move. Doors and windows open and close. Bells and their clappers swing. You almost believe you can see steam coming out of each locomotive. Train engineers have inspected his locomotives and can find nothing wrong or missing. They are perfect reproductions. Master carvers from Europe have visited the museum and acclaimed his work to be the best they have ever seen.

Detail from the locomotive above.

Detail from the locomotive above.

His wife was a button collector. She arranged her buttons into artistic designs and he framed them. To display her work he built the "button house" next to their home.

Warther loved kids. When he toured with his train carvings he would carry small pieces of wood. Using only 10 specific cuts he would carve a working pair of pliers and give them to all the kids present. The museum estimates he made over 750,000 of these small wood pliers over his lifetime.

Using larger pieces of wood he often carved multiple pliers connected to each other - and the wood was never cut into separate pieces. These are all continuous cuts of the wood to produce these connected pliers.

One day coming home from work he had a vision. He carried this ability to the unbelievable level seen in the photo below. This "tree" of 531 pliers took 31,000 cuts and took from June 24 to August 28, 1913 to complete. It was displayed at the Chicago World's Fair in 1933. Professors at Case University studied the plier tree and declared that one would have to have an advanced mathematical education to be able to design a block of wood of the correct shape to begin such a project. Mooney replied that he was glad he was told this after he made the tree and not before. He never made another plier tree from that point on.

To display his plier tree he carved the lower part of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He also carved the small implements like the scissors below. All of the pliers below can be closed and return to the original wooden shaped he started with. The pictures doesn't do it justice.

After lunch we drove back to Chris' home, but we stopped on the way at Peggy Sue's Steak & Ribs Restaurant to get some pieces of delicious homemade pie. Betty, Javier and I all got a piece of peanut butter and chocolate pie while Chris got a piece of blueberry crumble pie. They were delicious.

It has been a great visit with Chris. Tomorrow we head to Batavia, Ohio, outside of Cincinnati, to visit with our good friends Bob and Molly. More to come.

 

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Dancing Rabbits

It's that time of year. The rabbits are dancing. The rabbits hop over each other and back and forth as they do their mating dance. Sometimes they get so involved in their dance you can walk almost right up to them before they know it.

This is a picture of one half of a dancing team. The other half is hiding in the sage.

 

Monday in Mount Vernon, Ohio

We spent our first full day in Mount Vernon, Ohio by starting the day with breakfast at the Mount Vernon Inn, one of our favorite places. Besides a nice continental breakfast they offer eggs any style, pancakes, or waffles - all with great bacon.

We spent the day just visiting with our son Chris. The flowers around his home are beautiful.

Tomorrow, Tuesday, we're going to spend the day in Mount Vernon while Chris does some errands.

 

Monday, May 27, 2013

Monday Video - Grizzly Bears

Betty and I have been fortunate to see bears in the wild. We've seen Black Bears in the Smoky Mountains in Tennessee, in the Rocky Mountains in Colorado and in Alaska. However, the most impressive bears we have seen are Grizzly Bears in Yellowstone National Park and in Alaska.

Here's a video where a man put his GoPro camera first on the ground and later in a stream to catch Grizzly Bears in Alaska acting naturally. The first session is really up close and personal.

 

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Headin' for Ohio

Betty and I are on our way to Ohio today to first visit with our son Chris in Mount Vernon, Ohio. His wife, Tracy, is in Colorado Springs, Colorado taking care of her mom who had some surgery. So, it will be some quality time with just our son, but we will miss seeing Tracy.

Later in the week we go to Cincinnati to visit with our good friends, Bob and Molly.

So posting may be sporadic, but I'll do the best I can.

Be good and stay out of the cookie jar.

 

Saturday, May 25, 2013

Moonrise

We went to church Thursday night. Our church sits on a hill and looks out at the mountains. As we walked to our car we saw the moon rising above the Sandias as the sun set in the West.

 

Friday, May 24, 2013

Friday Funny - When You Speed...

If you're going to do 52 miles per hour in a 35 mile per hour zone, then you better get yourself some accomplices to cause the police to call of the chase.

Enjoy.

 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Riding Again

I'm still doing ground work with Sugar in the round pen. I get to ride again starting in June. However, Betty continues to do good work with Sugar Morgunn and is making continual progress.

 

Dose of Cute

We got this photo from our friend in Cincinnati. So, here's your dose of cute for today.

 

 

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Sunset

Two of the many things we love about living in New Mexico are our sunrises and sunsets. We often miss the sunrises, but hardly ever miss the sunsets.

Yesterday, Tuesday, was one of those special sunset days. This is actually reflected light from the sunset behind us to the West.

 

Monday, May 20, 2013

Monday Video - World's Scariest Hike

I like to hike, at least when I was younger. And Betty and I took some challenging hikes in our younger days.

However, El Caminito del Rey (The Little Highway of the King) in Spain is not one I would ever consider. This path was built in 1905 but has fallen into disrepair. However, that doesn't stop thrill seekers from hiking it.

Enjoy?

 

 

Sunday, May 19, 2013

Sunday Reflection - Thoughts for Christians

I ran across these quotes from various Christian philosophers and apologists. Hopefully, they will give us all something to chew on.

If ours is an examined faith, we should be unafraid to doubt. There is no believing without some doubting, and believing is all the stronger for understanding and resolving doubt.- Os Guinness

There are two ways to slide easily through life: to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking. - Alfred Korzybski

So many of our Christian spats could be solved with the use of good philosophy. So many enemy attacks could be defeated with good philosophy. We are to be transformed by the renewing of our minds: that is our thinking is to be fed on the word of God, and quickened by the spirit of God. - Trina Iurilli

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd.- Utterly Russell

Belief is not what ultimately matters—truth is. In other words, people are entitled to their own beliefs, but they are not entitled to their own truth. Our believing something is true does not make it true. The Bible isn't true simply because I have faith. Truth is what corresponds to reality—telling it like it is. - Jonathan Morrow

The antitheist is quick to excoriate all religious belief by generically laying the blame at the door of all who claim to be religious, without distinction. By the same measure, why is there not an equal enthusiasm to distribute blame for violence engendered by some of the irreligious? - Ravi Zacharias

Apologetics is aimed at persuading doubters, not at refuting the defiant. He who demands a kind of proof that the nature of the case renders impossible, is determined that no possible evidence shall convince him.- Edward John Carnell

In a civilization like ours, I feel that everyone has to come to terms with the claims of Jesus Christ upon his life, or else be guilty of inattention or of evading the question. - C.S. Lewis

If you are of the truth, if you have learned the truth, if you see the sanctity of the truth, then speak truth. We are not called to be deceivers or liars. God is a God of truth, and His people are called to have an enormously high standard of truth.- R.C. Sproul

In a fallen world, if you demand perfection or nothing, you will always get nothing.- Edith Schaeffer

If Christianity should happen to be true -- that is to say, if its God is the real God of the universe -- then defending it may mean talking about anything and everything.- G.K. Chesterton

We need to admit the mind into Christian fellowship again. We need the mind disciplined in Christ, enlightened by faith, passionate for God and his creation, to be let loose in the world. - J.P. Moreland

 

Friday, May 17, 2013

Friday Funny - A Horse's View of Their World

Those of you who ride horses know that sometimes horses see beautiful butterflies as brain eating monsters - or dragonflies as real dragons.

Enjoy.

 

Thursday, May 16, 2013

Hodgepodge

The Anderson Window guys are back again this morning, Thursday. They finished putting in the new windows in our bedroom and are now working on the guest bedroom.

Here are the old windows...construction grade and, due to the house settling, some would open but were a pain to close.

Here are the new windows...higher quality with easy to open awning style windows at the bottom. This allows us to open the windows for easy air flow without having to open the blinds all the way which allows too much sun to come in and heat up the room.
 

One more picture in this hodgepodge post...we had a pretty sunrise yesterday.